"WHY DO WE OWN SO MUCH SHIT," Kristen shouted as we tried to bring in our couch.
"WATCH YOURSELF IN FRONT OF MY CHILD," I shouted back at her, my muscles screaming in agony.
"Hales, what did I tell you," Kristen said to her, more calmly.
"Do as I do, not as I say," Haley told her as she watched from the stair case with her 'Aunt' Jamila.
"Come on, we gotta get this in," I gritted through my teeth.
Derick was busy at a meeting with the Blackhawks management along with Brad Richards, the guy he was traded with from New York, so Kristen and I had to manage getting the rest of the furniture in.
"Okay, a little to the left," she directed.
"All right," I said.
"Okay...One."
"Two."
"Three."
Simultaneously, we dropped the couch onto the ground, then we both flopped down onto it. We heard someone sucking their lips, then Jamila appeared in front of us with her arms crossed, shaking her head.
"What a shame," she said, "two women in their early to mid twenties, and they're so out of shape, they can't even bring in household furniture without getting all out of breath...such a shame."
"Jammy, say whatever you want but I'm not paying you to be my personal trainer," I told her.
"You should, I'm amazing," she said matter-of-factly.
Simply put, Jammy is my best non-biological friend. We met during University in New York; she majored in Kinesiology and I majored in Communications, but we had a job together at the same bookstore on campus and clicked instantly. Better than that: she loved Haley. She was only a year old at the time, and we were still living with Derick and Kristen, but Jamila took every chance she got to help out with Haley, and now Haley's practically in love with her; I'm not positive she knows that she isn't really her aunt.
"I don't even have time to go to the gym," I told her. "I got the little one in school and then I got job hunting so I don't become a complete freeloader."
"Hearing excuses just makes me want to punch people," Jammy told me.
"Hit me and my husband will kill you," Kristen told her; Jammy just rolled her eyes and took a seat in between us, as Haley came running over.
"Are we done yet?" she asked.
"What do you mean 'we'?" I asked her, "you and Aunt Jammy just sat there the whole time watching Aunt Krissie and I do this all by ourselves!"
"Uncle Derick said I'm too precious to do manual labor," she told me. My head turned toward Kristen, giving her a stern, irritated look. She just giggled.
"How can you make that sweet angel do such hard stuff?" she said, pointing to Hales. I turned back to her and saw her smiling big, her baby teeth still showing; she still hasn't lost her first tooth yet. I sighed.
"Come here, you adorable, lazy goofball," I told her, and she came running over and landed into my lap, my arms snuggling around her.
Then, the door opened and Derick appeared with a smile on his face.
"Who's the greatest brother in law in the world?"
"Bill Gates," Jammy answered, "dude's swimming in money, you know he's helping the whole family out."
"I just landed you a job interview," Derick told me, completely ignoring Jammy, she just rolled her eyes.
"Where at?" I asked him.
"With the Blackhawks," he told me. "They need someone new in Public Relations to help with coming up with new ways to get the Fans involved along with attracting new fans. Basically, all you have to do is make the organization look good, regardless of how we're playing."
"I don't know," I told him, "I'm happy you found it, but a sports team...they have such busy schedules, and they're away a lot, I can't leave the munchkin alone."
"First off, she's never alone; Kristen and I our always here," he corrected me. "And second, the job doesn't require traveling outside of Chicago. You'll get an office at HQ and access around the United Center, and you won't be required to go to away games as well, everything can be done here from Chicago. Plus, they're flexible on whether or not you work from home or in the office."
"Wow, that sounds really great," I told him.
"You're incredibly creative, and you'd be perfect for this job," he told me, "PLEASE, go take the interview."
"Fine, as long as it doesn't interfere with watching Haley, I'm up for it," I told him. "At least I finally found something to do with my damn degree."
"Oh, so I have to watch my language but you don't?" Kristen asked me, her head perking up at me.
"I mean, basically," I told her, then a smirk.
"I'm used to mommy swearing by now," Haley said, making everyone in the room laugh.
***
*Patrick's POV*
"Look away, look away," Leslie said, her hands covering my eyes.
"Oh come on, I don't care about Jennifer Aniston stripping, you know you're the only girl I want to see taking her clothes off," I told her, both of us laughing.
I just got back to Chicago after a month in Buffalo with my family and Leslie, the love of my life. We still have about a month until training camp and the preseason, but the team is starting work-outs again in about two weeks so Leslie and I made the trip back earlier this morning. I took her out for dinner earlier, and now we're settling back in at my condo watching We're The Millers. We've been dating for almost three years now, but we still live seprately; commitment and stability is important to her, so she doesn't make any big decisions until she's 100% positive of her outcome.
"This movie is so fucked up," I said, shaking his head. "I mean, this dude creates a fake family of a stripper wife and two fucked up kids just to smuggle drugs? Like dude....prioritize, man."
"Yeah..." Leslie said. She was snuggled against my chest, my arm around her keeping her close. We stayed quiet for the rest of the movie, until we got to the end when they basically become their own little family. "So.." she trailed off; I knew wherever she was going with this, it wasn't good. "What about you?"
"What about me what?"
"What do you want out of your life, other than hockey?" she asked. I was silent, as I was confused which she understood so she elaborated. "I mean, David and Rose were completely the opposite of the family type of people, but by the end of the movie, they practically wanted to stick as a family with those two kids. I don't, like, where do you stand on this whole family situation?"
I sighed; we had gotten into this conversation before: yes, we both want kids, but we both came up with different ways of being raised and different experiences, and that was where we differed. I wasn't in the mood to argue about something way ahead of us, so I just thought of the plainest, most neutral answer ever.
"I want kids, I can't picture life without getting to be a dad," I told her. The answer was good, as she sat up and smiled at me.
"You would be such a good father," she told me, then I smiled.
"Yeah, I really want a little girl."
"Why a girl? You grew up with three sisters, I would of figured you'd want to aim for boys. Besides, boys can do Hockey, and that's your specialty."
"Girls can do hockey, too," I quickly corrected her, she just rolled her eyes, "but I don't know. Everyone assumes I'm dying for a boy, and yeah, I would love to have a son, but I'm just so used to girls. Besides, Sharpy and Hos have little girls that are around a lot, and they're just the most precious things I've seen...I just really want a daughter."
"You're one interesting man, Patrick Kane," she told me.
"Yeah...I am."
***
*Kat's POV*
"I can't believe your new apartment has its own playground," I said to Jamila, as we sat on a bench watching Haley enjoy the swing set.
"Is this enough to get more time with Haley?" she asked me, with a smile.
"I mean, it's a step up from your rathole in New York," I said, shivering at the thought of it.
"Ew, don't remind me," she said, with a disgusted facial expression.
For a while, we sat in silence as we watched Haley transition from the swings to a small rockclimbing station so she could get up and use the slides. Then, I could see Jamila turn her focus on me from my peripheral vision.
"So, do you think there's a reason we're here in Chicago now?"
"Other than Derick being traded to the Blackhawks and him and my sister being the reason my child and I have a roof over our heads? Not really."
"What about Haley's dad, though?"
I sighed loudly, my hands coming up to my face to rub my eyes before I focused back on her. "Haley mentioned the same thing our first night in Chicago. I don't get it, why the sudden interest in him all of a sudden?"
"Okay, if you think there's a day that goes by where Haley's dad doesn't cross her mind at least once, you're extremely wrong," Jammy told me. "And two, ever since I met you you've talked to me about how you believe in fate; how everything happens for a reason. I don't know, you said Haley was concieved at the wedding back in Columbus, and that's not too far away from Chicago...you just gotta think that maybe there's a deeper meaning to you ending up here other than Derick's job."
I stared at Haley, she was climbing up a slide right now; I've told her a million times not to do it, but I'm not in the mood to yell at her now or anything. "No one ever really believes I'm her mom," I confessed.
"They think she's your sister because of your age, right?"
"Not that," I said. "We just look so different..."
"What are you talking about?" Jammy said. "That girl is practically a mini-Kat in training; I'm not sure whether that's a good thing or a bad thing," she said with a giggle, but I didn't. Then she sighed before continuing. "She has that same independent attitude as you, the playfulness you give off in conversations, and that child is so fucking creative. Remember that time she drew on the living room walls in New York? She didn't just draw some fucked up four year old shit; she started drawing animals that we saw at the zoo the day before, and they actually didn't suck, and she had names for them all and was explaining to us what they were doing and why she drew them exactly where she drew them on the wall."
I smiled, thinking about that; she drew an elephant close to the coffee table near the couch, because whenever we would have movie nights, that was where would put the drinks and she wanted the elephants to have something to drink out of.
"Besides, she's got your nose, and those insane facial expressions you make whenever you feel strongly about something, whether it be anger, boredom or happiness; you can easily tell that's your kid," she reassured me.
"She's a pale white girl with blonde hair," I told her, "Not a chance she got that from me."
"Do you really think your 'white-as-a-toilet-seat' dad was happy when Kristen and you popped out with your moms italian tan complexion? Or how about when you had her brown eyes and not his hazel?" Jammy asked me. "Genetics is such a weird thing...but regardless of how they end up, that doesn't effect the fact she's your child, no matter what."
I sighed again. "The only thing I would ever wanna change about the night she was concieved was the fact I was hella drunk."
"And underage...tsk tsk," Jammy said, shaking her head, then giggling.
"My parents still don't know that part," I laughed. "I'd rather have them thinking I was a natural slut than an underage drunken slut."
"Don't worry, it'll be our little secret," she said, and I smiled at her thankful.
"So, how did the interview go?" she said, getting onto the topic we finally met for.
I just smiled, and looked at her. "I got the job."
"Seriously!?" she smiled, quickly leaning in to hug me. "That's great! Now you finally won't be a complete freeloader!"
"I know! This is so exciting!" I said. "I start next week, literally right after I drop Haley off for her first day; they're starting to get ready for training camp and the regular season, so I'm just gonna help with promotional stuff for the upcoming season and stuff to do with season ticketholders...all that fun stuff."
"You and Derick should hook me up with a hockey player," Jammy told me. "Back in high school when I started getting into fitness, I was a manager for the Boys Floor Hockey team, basically I just dealt with equiptement and stats...but lemme tell you, those hockey boys..." she trailed off into a smirk and I laughed.
"Speaking of that, how's your job hunt?"
"The local YMCA just hired me!" she smiled, and we pulled into a hug again. "Yeah, I'm teaching zumba classes on weekends and then the rest of the week personal training; I just have to find clients now."
"Well that should be easy, with all the food joints around here," I told her.
"I know, all this junk food makes me sick," Jammy said with a sick face.
I laughed, as Haley came running over.
"Hey mommy," she said, running over to sit on my lap and hug me.
"What's up, princess?" I asked her as I hugged her back.
"Aunt Jammy told me we could go get ice cream once I was done playing," she said. I gave a hard look at Jammy, who just shrugged her shoulders.
"Junk food makes you sick, does it?" I asked her with a raised eyebrow.
"Ben & Jerry's is the one exception to that," she told me. I shook me head, hiding a laugh.
"Do you have chocolate!?" Haley asked her eagerly.
"Trust me, I have every flavor you can think of," Jamila said; back in New York, she would occassionally go to her clients houses to help rid them of junk food, always saving the ice cream for us and her.
"I can't wait!" Haley said, a smile taking over her face.
"Why does everyone want to spoil my child," I shook my head, as the three of us got up and began the walk back to her apartment.
"Haley loves it, don't you?" Jammy asked her; Haley just nodded her head furiously.
I shook mine, a smile on my face; this was never how I intended my life to be the past couple of years, especially at the age of 24, but I've grown to love every second of it, from my best friend, my amazing sister and brother-in-law, and of course, my amazing little six year old. Sometimes I wonder how different it would be had her dad been in the picture, but I tend to put them aside quickly. I much enjoy having her to myself.